So, picture the scene if you will, dear reader. It was my 40th birthday party. It is in full swing and everyone is dancing to Doop. I'm wearing a white T-Shirt which came with special material-friendly felt-tip pens for people to write and draw on (thanks Anne and Mark!), and Andreas and I come down the stairs after lining up a few songs on the laptop and have to join in with the dancing. Because Linda (who is filming) is on the ground level and I'm a few steps up, a rather disturbing camera angle ensues...